Just another humongous schlockaganda making the case that underwear is the new formal wear on Alii Drive.
Photo Gallery by Timothy Carlson and Tuula Rodgers
And they're off!
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Lone Star he man
Ready to take on Ronda Rousey.
Ready for selfies
Mother and child in sparkling garb.
BFFs in grass skirts.
Groucho and Elvis
Aerodynamic Donald Trump hairstyle