If any photo gallery makes captions irrelevant, this is it. If you must apply words to this desecration of all that is modest and dignified, please supply your own. Still, the author felt that photos 10, 11 and 20 needed some words. As Ralph Waldo Emerson noted, consistency is the hobvgoblin of little minds.

All photographs © Timothy Carlson

Sean Watkins celebrated his recent engagement to the lovely and talented Heather Jackson by running with the crazies.

Making mom proud.

Who says photography isn't a dignified profession?