Just another humongous schlockaganda making the case that underwear is the new formal wear on Alii Drive.

Photo Gallery by Timothy Carlson and Tuula Rodgers

Optometrists' favorites

And they're off!

Cubist

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Lone Star he man

Best abs!

Ready to take on Ronda Rousey.

Stylish tutu

Captain America

Ready for selfies

Mother and child in sparkling garb.

BFFs in grass skirts.

Groucho and Elvis

Aerodynamic Donald Trump hairstyle

Pale striders

Buoyant!